Salaried People ! Funny !!!!!!!!

Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People

Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")

Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")


Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")

Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")

Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"


Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

And last....but not the least...


Freaking out
First Week : "Come, let's go to Pizza Hut and freak out!"

Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Hut . Let's go to Burns Road."

Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"

Fourth week : "Heavy Fats are injurious to health"